Trail sign warnings

skiguy · Nov 18, 2009

Thought this was pretty good info for those of you traveling in Bear Country

Sorry if this has already been posted.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/grizzly-bear-warning.jpg

DSettahr · Nov 18, 2009

Hahah that's awesome!

Chip · Nov 18, 2009

I need to get me one of those signs !

David Metsky · Nov 18, 2009

Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

dr_wu002 · Nov 18, 2009

David Metsky said:
Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

I don't understand why bears eat bells and why people think that's funny?

-Dr. Wu

WhiteMTHike · Nov 18, 2009

I'll start smelling anything on the ground that might be bear sh*t. Gotta be safe.

skiguy · Nov 18, 2009

David Metsky said:
Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

Like I said Dave I'm sorry...you should probably Nuke this thread...maybe if we are lucky it will snow soon and cover up the bear duda and we won't have to worry about them cuz they will be all curled up!

skiguy · Nov 18, 2009

......And Wu that's the Bears I'm talking about not the duda!

am&pm · Nov 18, 2009

Bears Rule!!!

J.Dub · Nov 18, 2009

am&pm said:
Bears Rule!!!

jniehof · Nov 19, 2009

David Metsky said:
Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

Cultural differences. In Ontario the first was always:
"Climb a tree to get away from a bear. If it climbs up after you and eats you, it's a black bear. If it rips the tree up by its roots, shakes it until you fall out, and eats you, it's a grizzly."

Pete_Hickey · Nov 19, 2009

And the..."I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU."

Chip · Nov 19, 2009

This bear and this rabbit were talking.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with scat sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.

The only other bear joke I know is ruder than that, so I'll leave it to someone else to post, if they dare.

Seeker · Nov 19, 2009

David Metsky said:
Every single time people joke about bears, this is the first joke that comes up.

And you are usually the one telling it!

DSettahr · Nov 28, 2009

Find another one (this one might be photoshopped):

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