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In days of yore (when I was an AMC member), I recall following the hiking exploits of a dog (who's name escapes me) and his human companion.
These stories were a riot and they usually appeared in Appalachia Journal and were really well-done. I believe the author was Doug "Bongo Boy" Mayer of RMC and NPR's Car Talk fame (Doug runs the Shamless Commerce Web Site).
Maybe Brutus needs a similar scribe to help him express the K-9 joys and frustrations of hiking with humans.
Kevin, can you type?
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