I hurt from somewhere all the time. This is not a problem though as it is self inflicted.
I ski, bike, hike, climb, drink, run, fish, snowboard, etc.
"Men hang out signs indicative of their respective trades: shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; a jewler a monster watch; and the dentist
hangs out a gold tooth; but in the Franconia Mountains of New Hampshire god almighty has hung out a sign to say in New England he makes men".
Daniel Webster 18??