Ned Kipperson

Born in an igloo, live in a grass hut

Turning over rocks, eating garbage, sleeping in rock crevices,

Kenny: "Man, my nards are frozen! Why can't they make warmer snow?"
Vic: "That's something to ponder, Kenny."
-Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship

"Look at him, standing up like a little Rory Calhoun."
-C.M. Burns