I can't for the life of me understand how you can have Frank Zappa in your avatar and then not reference The Dangerous Kitchen, to wit:
...
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on your clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
...
[with eternal gratitude to FZ]
I repeat, one must view these things from the proper perspective...,
Although..., I agree with the sunlight thing. And just give it a good wipe-down, or a run through a commercial washer.
To me, it's the gross-out factor: if I can be convinced that it won't grow itself into a representation of a weeping Mary that I could sell on eBay, I can live with it. Otherwise, it's a witch and must be burned with accelerants.
Moving to Salem soon....